Tuesday Talk

 It has become an all-too-familiar sight -  men relieving themselves at various points along the North-South Highway. The police are not interested in enforcing the litter act - they are there to minimise speeding. What is taking them so long to open the rest stops? If there are no facilities, desperate individuals will do what they must.

2 The reluctant grandmother with the jet-black wig may want to consider whether it isn't the ideal time for her to start showing her age by adopting a more realistic look.

3 Trolls on social media are said to be salivating over the hill-top mansion of the sporting celebrity who has opened up parts of his crib for all to see. The opulence is overwhelming, but it is also a testament to hard work and determination.